93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Originally Aired October 7, 2026: Burnt Cheerio. Fire nipple. Everything you've ever wanted to know about too much breast material! Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 6, 2026: Teenage Mutant Ninja Jackass. Who's cooking borscht in here? Everything you've ever wanted to know about searching for your father's remains inside of a whale stomach. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 5, 2026: Undefeated Vikings and Wild. Horrifying display outside Rocky Horror Picture Show. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the advertising mascots you derelicts want to fold. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 2, 2026: Billy the kid. Ma, the meatloaf! Everything you've ever wanted to know about famous punchable faces. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 1, 2026: Bear Knuckle Boxing. Special D-livery. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting a goal-oscopy. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 30, 2026: Hey ChatGPT, am I going to jail? Mile High rub down. Everything you've ever wanted to know about my secret friend. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 29, 2026: Your mom is on OnlyFans. Irritable Male Syndrome. Everything you've ever wanted to know about being JAPENEEEEEEESE! Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 28, 2026: Josh's Halloween outfit idea. Bad day to be a crane operator. Everything you've ever wanted to know about shattered windshield glass in your Frosty. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 25, 2026: MN State Patrol in-studio. Friggin' try-hards. Everything you've ever wanted to know about stupid friggin' try-hards. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 24, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Drunk on a plane. Everything you've ever wanted to know about death by snail. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 23, 2026: D in a bag! Sex after death. Everything you've ever wanted to know about smoking horse flies. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 22, 2026: Death by pork sword. Gilmore sluts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Hartford Whalers. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 21, 2026: Dating Doctor P. Movie theater mace fight. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a Mountain Dew relapse. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 18, 2026: Who needs patience, when you have a gun? When you're sliding down the slide and your balls collide. Everything you've ever wanted to know about my big fat roasted pumpkins seeds. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 17, 2026: When trimming your bush goes terribly wrong. Why is my poop green? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Nick's birthday! Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 16, 2026: You callin' me a dog? Married, not buried. Everything you've ever wanted to know about living right next door to hell. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 15, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. You should be embarrassed. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the devil's doorbell. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 14, 2026: You can butter my bagel. Josh is building a race car. Everything you've ever wanted to know about reverse OnlyFans. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 11, 2026: First chat of the season with MN Vikings Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Half-Assed Morning Flow. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the friendliest eel in Bangladesh. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 10, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Drug dealer diary. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dogs that are bred to fight testicles. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 9, 2026: Pee mountain. Killer Dick. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the orgy dome. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 8, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. A police officer who had no i-deer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting abandoned on Mount Fyoo-ji. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 4, 2026: Fainting vs passing out. It feels good, doesn't it? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Roger Up! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 3, 2026: Crooked Jess being crooked. No dry humping in football. Everything you've ever wanted to know about gluing your penis shut. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 2, 2026: Scratch and sniff...minus the scratch. Otters...still shady. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your out of control youth football coach. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 1, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Ideal pallbearer positions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the shadiest person you know... ya know? Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 31, 2026: DoorFlash. You kiss your mother with that mouth... in front of your classmates?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about stealing over 1,000 cases of beer. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 28, 2026: My chair smells like douche. Aura-farming. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting ego'd. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 27, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answered pet questions. Dance for a discount. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh's love for learning. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 26, 2026: Biggar Penis Woods. Just because you ain't got no fuzz, doesn't mean you're not still a peach. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the call coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 25, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Carjack and Coke. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Doesthedogdie.com. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 24, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Never lie about a code brown. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Chad Vador. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's your towel... hoe. Ashley boned herself. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fart corner. Originally aired August 21, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monkey whisperers. Hot for Teacher. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a drive-thru drive-by. Originally aired Thursday, August 20, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 19, 2026: Wanna be in our frat? Here's the cocaine. Facebook Marketplace treasures. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting a parking ticket while you're dead. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 18, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Hot or not? Everything you've ever wanted to know about range goggles. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 17, 2026: The word of the day is "Harvest." Fads that didn't survive the 80s. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting ditched at prom. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 14, 2026: Paralyzing poop. Helicopter moms. Everything you've ever wanted to know about owning the sun. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 13, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Machete man VS hatchet man. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the poop knife. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 12, 2026: New gig for the gamers. Old Style. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bathtub potatoes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 11, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. I don't know why he swallowed the fly, he won't say why. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hella-dork. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 10, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions. Scooter takeover. Everything you wanna know about the worst neighbor to ever exist. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 7, 2026: International Beer Day. The ocean is none of your business. Everything you wanna know about Josh being a weather balloon. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 6, 2026: 40 year old drawers. Who's hungry for genitals? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the most dangerous animal in Minnesota. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 5, 2026: Little bit of this, little bit of that. When parrots attack. Everything you wanna know about the fart that ended Spiderman. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 4, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Jim penis. Everything you wanna know about undercover shrubs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 3, 2026: Jogger slaughter. Spite spikes. Everything you wanna know about why you shouldn't mess with Jonah Hill. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 31, 2026: Living Legend Wrestling Referee Rob Page in studio. Naded ceiling man. Everything you wanna know about fish sauce. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 30, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The turd that ruled the mosh pit. Everything you wanna know about public masturbations being everyone else's problem. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.